I would have thought it was an oxymoron, but hey, guess what, there is such a thing as PG Porn. And how you ask is that possible? Easy silly, you just take out the sex and leave the violence. And who do we have to thank for this marvelous concept? Their names are James, Sean and Brian Gunn and and as Theresa Darklady Reed explains,
“The Gunn brothers apparently consider violence against women to be not just acceptable but sexy, so long as nobody actually gets laid or engages in any wet spot to erogenous zone contact.
At issue is “Nailing Your Wife,” an on-its-face standard porn plot rehash featuring a slap bass intro, stilted acting, and the quintessential horny wife cheating on her quick-as-a-bunny husband with the classic everyman construction worker”
“Indeed, in the site’s introductory clip, beautiful Penthouse Pet Aria Giovanni never gets a chance to show her famous breasts or even catch a peek at what’s tucked inside of “Firefly” actor Nathan Fillion’s trousers. Instead of ruining a perfectly good sex scene with actual sex, the Gunn trio chose to make the pop shot something they think their viewing audience will find more easily digestible: a fatal nail gun spike through the heroine’s head.”
No, sorry, we don’t find this at all entertaining.
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