Mar 272008

So let me see if I have this straight–a pilot discharges a gun in the cockpit of a plane, no worries, nipple rings on the other hand are a threat to national security??

“A Texas woman who said she was forced to remove a nipple ring with pliers in order to board an airplane called Thursday for an apology by federal security agents and a civil rights investigation.”

Yuppers, can’t wait to hear the testimony on this one.

 March 27, 2008  Posted by on March 27, 2008

  3 Responses to ““The last time that I checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.””

  1. Really wish I could be surprised at the stupidity and incompetence of the Department of Homeland Assholery, but it’s just too late for that. Meanwhile, our ports are unguarded. Wonderful.

  2. You would THINK a nipple is not a dangerous weapon, but in the hands of a right wing zealot, it’s a weapon against reason.

  3. Actually, it was the detonator for her exploding, breast implant

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